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“You,” Amanda says, pointing at me.
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
“Me?” I ask.
“Yeah you,” she says. “Your cute.”
“Um, thanks?”
“Do you have a big dick?” she asks me.
I chuckle. I do, in fact, have a pretty big dick. 9”, no cap.
“I sure do,” I smile.
She grabs my shirt and pulls me up to her. “Let’s have sex,” she whispers into my ear.
“Oh no-” I try to stop her but before you know it she dragged me into the janitor's office.
Amanda takes off her clothes, one by one, as I watch in amazement. She tells me to take off mine too, so I do. She grabs my dick and starts sucking it.
“Gotta warm up the dick before we use it,” she pauses, then continues to suck.
It feels so good. I can tell the cum is going to start pouring out of me any second now, and soon it does.
Amanda moans. “Your cum is the tastiest thing ever!” Amanda moans again.
She takes my dick out of her mouth and shoves it into her pussy. Immortality I start to feel so good, I start moaning too.
We’re both moaning so loudly that another kid knocks on the door. We quickly put our clothes back on and walk out.
“What were you doing?!” he asks.
“Oh nothing,” Amanda smiles at me.
The end!
by bigboisex69 September 12, 2022
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his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
his moaning slows to whimpering as he lays down ontop of me, with one hand around my shoulder and one hand rubbing my head as we catch our breaths. he turns his head over and tells me 'fuck baby, you feel so good. i just can't get enough of you'. i reciprocated my feelings to him and gave him a kiss. he pulls his cock out of my warm embrace, wipes the cum still oozing out of him off of his cock and looks at me still laid back with my legs shaking.
i start to get up and he pushes me back down – 'and where do you think you're going, little miss? i didn't say you were done yet.' he wipes away his cum that's spilling out of me and goes back down on me. i'm twitching and thrusting and i'm extremely sensitive after all that, but it still feels so. fucking. incredible. i grasp a clump of his hair as my head and eyes roll back and i feel his middle finger slip inside me. he starts sliding it in and out while curling it up onto the front wall of my vagina, still soft and warm. as my moans get louder again he gets more intense. i tell him 'don't stop, don't stop, that's perfect —' in a voice that's cracking, 'oh god, i'm coming, don't stop!!' as i shake and cum again down his chin.
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