shit thong

To be scared enough to soil your undergarments.

when sheila saw the monster in the film she shit thong

by rod holder March 3, 2014

Shitting chips

Raining heavily

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".

by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008

Shit Twist

A cone shaped piece of shit that has twisting effects in it. Also sometimes used as an insult.

Pervert: Did you shit? John: Yes, I did a shit twist!
John: You Shit twist!

by PonySlaystation November 23, 2014

Shit-Tweeting

The act of shitting on purpose to go on social media within the private confines of a public restroom stall or bathroom, typically done to prevent being humiliated when taking snapchat selfies and using tinder in public. May also be done to improve concentration to tweet fire.

"Hey, where'd Brandon go? I swear he was just here at the party."
-"Oh, hes probably shit-tweeting in the bathroom, saw him on snapchat earlier taking faggoty ass selfies"
"Yeah, what a bitch"

by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015

shit hampers

Slang for a pair of flashy underwear e.g. Tommy Hilfiger boxer shorts, Primark limited edition briefs.

Yo Terence they are a fine pair of shit hampers you got on!

I think I just stained my best pair of shit hampers.

by ted61318 October 13, 2009

shit neck

a shit neck is simply, a person with shit as their neck.

Look at that shit neck (hurnt), his meat stinks, and he's nasty.

by Rennard Skynard November 29, 2007

healthy shit

The process of taking a shit before your takes you.

"I feel like I have to take a Healthy Shit, because I have to go now".

by TdogEagles April 22, 2017