The Gay Tax

The price you pay for the privilege of being queer. Often manifests itself in the form of IBS.

“Oh sorry about my stomach gurgling, thats just the price I pay for being gay. The gay tax if you will.”

by Ciiinderellly January 6, 2022

Tragic gays

Gay men who are "just friends" with their obvious soulmate and have tragic incidents

"Nagireo are such tragic gays"

by watermakesmecough December 13, 2023

gay

means (depending the gender) you like guys (or girls) and you are the same gender and you most likely kissed them and enjoyed it

he is is very gay

by mmmmmmmmmmaarrrio November 15, 2022

Gay Curving

Gay Curving is when you or someone else plays up someone of the opposite sex, sexuality. Flirting, nudes, maybe publicly announcing you (or someone else) are in a relationship with the person getting gay curved. Then, right before you (or someone else) are about to get serious (with the person getting gay curved), (haveing sex) you (or someone else) tells them your/they're gay.

Person 1- i'm gay Curving them rn😂

Person 2- asshole move dude.
Person 1- you've been gay curved before, huh?
Person 2- *sigh* yeah...

by anonymous November 21, 2018

Gay

Used in conversations to make fun of someone. Often meaning, loving someone of your own sex. You wouldn't want to be gay because you can go to hell for this sin. When they reply with, "Yeah, I am happy." This phrase will confirm you are gay and not straight and nothing will prove it.

Ayoo, you're gay
Yeah, I AM happy
AYOO, YOU ARE EVEN GAYER

by Remotely Correct February 4, 2021

gay

arijus

person 1: hey did you see arijus
person 2: yeah he's gay as shit

by Some reddit guy October 24, 2020

Gay

Dumb 🥴🥴🥴🥴

"hey are you gay?"

"Yeah I am"
*Hits shoves shanks*

*Gay grabs abs*
*Normal kicks and kills*
*Normal turns into thanos and kills all LGBTQ*
*Normal leaves...*

by anonymous November 5, 2021