Godknows Syndrome

Getting yourself involved in everything.

John cannot concentrate on one thing since he suffers from godknows syndrome.

by russ_kay1 May 5, 2025

Inbox distress syndrome

When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you

Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.

by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024

Jas syndrome

Jas syndrome is a very rare disease that only one person in the world has it at the moment. Jas syndrome is a syndrome where you are born without the ability to do a number two. And are born with longer antestines.

Jas syndrome is very rare.

by SoccerStar_Skye December 7, 2018

tentacion-syndrome

When an artist will only be known after he/she dies

Do you know him?
Yeah..... and he is dead
Seriously??? But I,am in love with his voice
Yeah.... he is suffering from tentacion-syndrome

by KertiYeti February 11, 2021

small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?

Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

Caseoh Syndrome

When someone looks like Caseoh, and acts like him.

"Yo, John's got Caseoh Syndrome!"

by That one man that happens to b March 18, 2024

Judy Hopps Syndrome

A form of internalized bias where a person has an extreme amount of moral posturing, while at the same time refusing to reflect on their own problematic beliefs. Some key aspects of this bias include cognitive dissonance, selective accountability, perceived moral superiority, and resistance to correction.

"I'm honestly glad that Vivienne Medrano finally said something and straight-up told these people to touch grass, but at the same time, you and I both know they're gonna do more classic misogyny 'hysteria' bullshit by claiming that her speaking up about the mess brought back up is her having a 'breakdown.' This internalized misogyny coming from within ostensibly progressive and woman/LGBTQ+/minority friendly spaces really is concerning. It's blatant Judy Hopps Syndrome, because it's so similar to the character's moral posturing."

by Buttered Quayle January 30, 2025