Flying Dutch Man

The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line

Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?

by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017

Fat Ball Man

a man with fat balls

DAMNNNN that man is fat ball man

by Fat Ball Man September 21, 2020

mans a dragon enit

mans a dragon enit is a person called aron Noriega which is a person who aspires to be a dragon he recently set his face on fire and cried.

mans a dragon enit I blow fireballs and set little kids on fire

by nbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.l,.,fgmmm November 19, 2019

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

Little Rocket Man

He wants the west to rot and die in a hole. He also has an insane addiction to nuclear missiles. He should really go to Dr. Phil

Little Rocket Man: First I'll nuke Japan, then South Korea, then I will finally cHing ChoNg AmeRiCa

by Crotux December 11, 2019

Goldilocks Penis Man

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

Licensed Funny-Man

A license given to only the funniest of men, AKA David.

Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!

by 100% Not David September 2, 2020