Cock

An asshole; douche

Jeff: It's raining outside. Can you give me a ride?
Tom: No, stop being a bottom feeder.

Jeff: You're a cock!

by Light_of_the_night_232 November 7, 2019

Cock and ball torture

Kinky

You should try it
Definitively look it up
You’ll love it

Cock and ball torture is my favoritE

by EmiAndArrow July 30, 2022

Cock sand

When you finish on the bed sheets and it leaves behind crusty cum that is similar to sand.

Hey yo Mike, I forgot to clean up your bed after that party. I hope you don't mind sleeping in my cock sand.

by Dandylion Huffer September 20, 2016

Cock Snogger

Someone who enjoys spending their time passionately kissing the male reproductive organ.

Person 1- "Will Joel be meeting us at the pub tonight?".

Person 2- "No, he's too busy being a cock snogger"

by Classic Kaka August 14, 2019

Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

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by dickINmyAsss November 4, 2020