cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.

Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.

by mike2285 August 7, 2012

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Cock Mobbed

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.

Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!

by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011

Cock Rock Buttcheek

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.

Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.

by Iamgaypeople December 30, 2021

cock

an animal, commonly used as british slang. another word for penis

he has a big ass cock!

by omgimsogay! April 6, 2023

cock

something big and fat that can go anywhere! it’s like a savior tbh can do anything go anywhere with a hole. beware of the beer cans tho, too thick and too stubby. BE CAREFUL OF THE QUIET KIDS them boy will surprise you istg 😼

shalissa: “you’ve seen jason’s dick?”
marin: “hell yeah i saw his cock”
shalissa: “only thing i’ve seen is my boobs 😔”

by peepeecaca March 2, 2023

Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.

Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.

by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014