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Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.
A Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get poor man in trouble just for the fun of it and without proof.
by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024
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sex

i was desperate. i know my brother is home, but hes gaming. it'll be fine. i shut my bedroom door and strip, leaving nohting but my bra and thong on. i grab my vibrator and turn it on, rubbing it against my wet pussy. i try so hard not to moan, making sure my brother doesnt hear, but it feels so good. i can feel an orgasm coming and- UHHHHHHH. shit. my brother heard. i quickly run and try to hold the door closed, but hes so strong and opens it. i fall onto the floor, and my brother stares at my wet pussy and vibrater. before i can say anything, his dick goes hard. all of a sudden, we're making out. he starts grabbing my tits and massaging them. i slowly work my way down his body, licking everywhere until i reach his dick. i suck and suck until he cums in my mouth. we switch and hes licking my pussy, getting the right places. i cant take it anymore and shove his dick into my soaking pussy. he starts humping me. "YES, THERE. HARDER !!! HARDERRRRRRR!!!!!" he does as i say and goes harder. i can feel it coming, and at the same time we orgasm and cum. we lie in bed for a bit, making out, feeling pleased about our sex. "lets do it again" he says, and we do, better this time. we keep going and keep orgasming all night long until our parents come home. "see you tonight ;)" he whispers as he leaves my room
by sexydaddy69696969696 October 2, 2022
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sex

can we have sex
by OSuZ May 19, 2022
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sex

wanna have some se?. wana get sexy?
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Lesbian sex

Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.
Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.

Yours sincerely,

Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
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gay sex

dude: wanna gay sex

dude the sequel: yeah gay sex is awesome sauce
by I am in possession of nukes. February 14, 2024
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Super Sex

When sex occurs under reproduction reasonings
I <3 Super Sex
Me and your mom are deciding to have Super Sex tonight to give you a little brother
by The creator of super sex November 22, 2022
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