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Hot toy

An expensive, highly sought after collectible action figure. Many virgins tend to obsess over them, but on the other end of the spectrum, they may even get you laid.
Adam: I love hot toys!
Woman: fuck yeah *clothes eviscerate*
by TMNT SCRAPER November 18, 2025
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hot franklin

A USB drive full of naked selfies.
When I got to my desk I noticed that someone left a Hot Franklin in my computer.
by Yourunclelarry December 17, 2013
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome
Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.
by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020
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hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
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Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"
by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016
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Hot

Paige Spiranac is basically the definition of hot
by Stumpedchump October 4, 2022
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6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.
Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.
by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024
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