Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

cock flight

When your penis goes so far up your girlfriends anus she screams.

Cock flight means
"omg my god this feels different"
**few minutes later**
"ARGHHH THIS IS AMAZING ARGHHH"

by oh right...... May 15, 2015

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Cock complex

The term "cock complex" refers to a psychological condition where individuals persistently believe that others are excessively fixated on their genitalia, particularly the penis, despite lacking substantial evidence to support such perceptions

FreeFra constantly thinks people in QCON are on his dick. Cock complex

by agran March 22, 2024

Night Cock

A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.

Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.

by Scabby J May 30, 2018

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.

After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.

by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023