Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

Cock-Dock

NOUN: Slang term for a vagina.

Man, I straight dropped my load in her

Cock-Dock and she got angry that I didn't use the proper PPE.

by SEANeSean7701 ft Amber H June 13, 2022

Nik Cock

It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again

I feel so bad for that girl her boyfriend has a Nik cock.

by GC798989898 April 25, 2024

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar

Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...

by EhmJay69 November 1, 2020

Cock Pussy Fingers

Cock Pussy Fingers is a hand gesture game similar to Rock Paper Scissors. The game decides which sexual activity a couple will enguage in. When a cock guesture matches with a pussy guesture, then intercourse will be performed. Pussy and fingers means fingerbanging. Cock with fingers is a handjob.

You wanna do some sex? Yes. Should we play Cock Pussy Fingers to decide how to start?

by duttyman July 24, 2022