Dirty Simon

While dressed head to toe in a latex gimp suit with a flap in which your penis can remain free, you must embark towards your nearest church, in pursuit of your desired altar boy. Then you are to shout 'I AM LOOKING FOR A LOVER' while beating your meat and slapping the child with sliced cheese on their face.

I'm feeling extra molesty tonight, might try the dirty Simon.

by Aasowhenyagonnabuymepizzabro December 12, 2021

Dirty Terrell

When you take a shit, dont wipe, then have someone eat your ass

That fuckers nasty! She gave me a Dirty Terrell and afterwards I made her leave. Definitely not marriage material.

by DicPicDave March 31, 2020

Dirty Kenda

The act of beating your partner with the teeth of the rake

Kurt wouldn’t leave me alone so I pulled dirty Kenda on him

by schaaba88 March 27, 2020

dirty connor

When someone's dad comes home drunk from work and forcefeeds them shit whilst getting anally ravaged by a bowling pin.

Did you see what happened to John the other day? I heard his dad did a dirty connor on him!

by urnotdefault July 14, 2022

dirty lewinski

When a bit of a biproduct from a sex-act is found on one's clothing, then noted later in conversation.

"Dude I talked to her about it later and turns out I dirty Lewinskied the sh** out of her1"

by smacklin October 30, 2007

Dirty slave

The act of burning or gassing someone’s asshole till it shrivels up like like An Indians guys nuts when he see’s a dog or cat.

Can you try the dirty slave on me?

by Thanoes dad April 20, 2020

dirty gunner

Gay oral sex

Bro I had a dirty Gunner last night felt wild

by Dylan porter June 18, 2020