1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."
1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.
by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025
Get the Jocks my cockmug. The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 7, 2022
Get the Cock gogglesmug. Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022
Get the Beater cockmug. When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011
Get the Laptop Cock-Blockmug. by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
Get the Cock meat sandwichmug. A naive female who does sexual favors for a friend and possibly his friends to get coke when they can’t afford it.
Person 1: Who’s Dewey Cocks?
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
Person 2: One of my bitches, you tryna smash. She’ll blow and smash the homies for a gram.
Person 1: Comig over with the gang right now.
by Perras Amor Drama May 7, 2018
Get the Dewey Cocksmug.