i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day

May 7. Every fucking time I leave my house on May 7 for some reason nobody can fucking drive.

A: Why is everyone going 35 in a 45 and slamming their brakes?!
B: It’s May 7. National “I Can’t Fucking Drive” Day. Nobody is allowed to drive correctly today.

by chyler823 May 7, 2021

i wanna feel on ur ass in Hawaian

He/she wants to put there younger in ur ass..

Oo I wanna feel on ur ass in Hawaian

by Bdhdhdhdhdbddjhdhdhdhdydyd May 11, 2021

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am

by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022

it’s over anakin, i have the high ground

The scene in star wars where anakin is defeated by obi wan

*swoosh*
Anakin is floating on lava

Obi Wan: It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!

Anakin angry: YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

*fight continues*

Obi Wan proceeds to leave Anakin in ashes

Darth Sidious (a.k.a. Palpatine) approaches

Emperor Palpatine: He’s still alive

Anakin is carried away

by im better than you xx June 19, 2022

At least I dont get shot in school

The dreadful sentence that British people use as a comeback to a American arguing with them.

Bob: At least I dont get shot in school
Bill: *Gasps in shock*

by I´d rather not May 9, 2022