cock swankler

Someone who grabs another person's wiener and beats themself in the face with it.

Damn that dude is a cock swankler!

by Cock swankler April 6, 2017

Cock

Cock is a very large penis, which never goes soft, fucks you like you wish every nigga did but don’t. Cock is one in a million so when you find one, hold on tight sis

“Girl Jacob got some cock on him bitch!!!!!”

by legitkaicee September 26, 2018

Grady Cock

A unit of measurement that is equal to 5.5 inches, also known as the size of Grady’s cock.

Q: Yo jit, how many Grady cocks are you?

A: I’m 13 Grady cocks tall fool

by grady cock lover October 21, 2021

Cock Supply

When a girl is so hot she can have any guy.

Rodger: Dude she is so fine
Steve: Dude she has cock supply

by DankieDank December 14, 2009

Cock Tan

Cock Tan (verb): The spectacular display of frustration and diplomatic clumsiness that occurs when someone not only attempts to acquire a company but manages to offend an entire nation in the process. It's like throwing a tantrum in a china shop, only the stakes are higher, and the broken pieces include international relationships.

We had a great merger deal lined up, but Bob totally cock tanned it by accidentally sending a crate of rubber chickens to the Chinese boardroom.

by QuantumByteNinja November 15, 2023

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Skeeto Cock

A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!

HEY BITCH, DONT SAY A WORD OR ILL SHow U Skeeto Cock!

by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017