Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters
"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"
by Maiko182022 October 08, 2023
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Follower Syndrome

A disorder in which you respect everyone else's authority and dominance over your own or a specific persons.

Synonym: little bitch
Antonym: defiant
Is he running for office again? He'll never win.

Yeah but you know some of these people have follower syndrome and are going to jump on the band wagon anyways, maybe he'll start a cult.
by WGstyles August 18, 2023
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Old Man Derangement Syndrome

(1)Complete reversal of previous positions on important or trivial matters affecting everyday life ... normally but not necessarily appearing when one turns 50+ ...

(2)Suddenly giving up on previously held beliefs ... Flipping-flopping on a given issue ...
Bob is a peace activist his entire life, but while on his death bed, he decides that conflict is a necessary action of humanity, he is obviously suffering from "Old Man Derangement Syndrome".

Fran is a life long Republican, but when she turns 60 years old, Fran becomes a Democrat, throwing away long .held political beliefs.

Jim believes in marriage being between a male and female, but in his later years of life, decides marriage can be between a male and female, a male and male, or a female and female.
by HatesOldManFlipFlopping May 29, 2012
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Bbj syndrome

Bbj syndrome is a condition, also meaning big booty Judy syndrome.
by Lyia May 12, 2022
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Andromeda syndrome

Deplorable facial animations in video games. Comes from Mass Effect: Andromeda and its rather unrealistic character design
Lost Planet 3 greets you with a scene in wich bad acting is overshadowed by even worst facial animations (Andromeda syndrome).
by Firsst Zealot February 23, 2018
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Tilson Syndrome

Inability to remember what happens after the credits end, and why you MUST stay in your seat.
She's got a case of the Tilson Syndrome & she missed the most epic Easter Egg ever!
by DiscoBarBQ February 23, 2016
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Cinderella Syndrome

Hitting a certain time each day when you just crash.
Someone: "Are you okay? You seem a bit agitated."
Someone else: "Yeah I'm okay, cinderella syndrome after 3pm."
by KnightSmithJones March 20, 2018
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