Cock Nazi

An individual who goes above and beyond the call of duty of your most aggressively hellacious asshole. An evil shit to the Nth degree.

So Lauren finally dumped her shitheel boyfriend- he's such a Cock Nazi that, after she found a list of hookers with phone numbers, along with a receipt for STD treatment in his wallet, he had the nerve to scream at her for an hour about her invading his privacy!

by lasonambula April 22, 2020

Southern Cock Lozenge

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.

Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!

by Groovious February 10, 2019

Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

cock

COCKADOODLEDOO

give me some of that cock

by )_/(_ February 26, 2023

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !

“Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “

by Local mi1f February 10, 2022

Cock Nugget

A Lethargic piece of fecal matter excreted through the urethra. Usually done by sailors, pirates and Men who dress up as owls.

That Pirate just laid an enormous cock nugget on the starboard.

by Gary the hammer December 18, 2008