cock kramp

when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.

go do a cock kramp

by bid gyu February 1, 2017

Cock Amish

Siri's interpretation of cock smooch

Cam Kingery has been such a cock Amish lately

by Cock farm November 13, 2014

Cold Cock

Cold Cock is a term used to define a man who goes on and on about a woman he had sex with a long time ago and never talks about anyone else.

For Fuck Sake Gary, stop talking about Jenna, you fucked 2 months ago. Your such a cold cock

by Rupture Godzilla vag December 8, 2018

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

cock

shreks is large mine is small

your cock is the size of a tic tak

by asshole.jpg December 27, 2021

cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

COCK

A very nice thing that women like to touch very smoothly

I loved smoothly rubbing Jake's cock

by Thickdickdreams November 7, 2020