shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months

I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle

by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015

Oh shit-skis

Synonymous with saying "Oh well" as if to describe a feeling of defeat or rejection.

The airport withheld my luggage 3000 miles away and refuses to return it. Oh shit-skis.

by tylaarrr December 18, 2010

dat good shit

Meth, sometimes of the crystal variety, weed, cocaine, Herion, and or any other type of drug bought off the streets from the local drug dealer

My drug dealergave me dat good shit after I gave him $10

by JewishKrabs October 23, 2017

Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.

Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.

by HashSkillet November 24, 2022

shit server of fuck

shit server of fuck was the outcome of one person playing on a server in g-mod. The player was killed several times and couldn't bare with it anymore so the the player said "shit server of fuck" and left.

The player name was - Fedcom99

Since then the rest of the players starting using the butiful word to describe things like shit comment of fuck if a comment is bad or shit word of fuck that you may call this word if you don't unerstand it properly.

DeerLord98 - Hey fartgeese let's start a server.
fartgeese - yeah let's do it.
*half an hour later*
DeerLord98 - fartgeese we should kill that player that just joined until he disconnects.
fartgeese - I hope he ragequits
*New player gets killed several times*
castleking1337 - shit server of fuck
(castleking1337 have been disconnected by player)

by esty alpaca January 30, 2015

Shit fade Dave

A shit fade Dave is where you get a fade haircut which is extra patchy and then proceed to shave all of your sideburns and above

Barber: What do you want?
Legend: I want a 'Shit Fade Dave'
Barber: *proceeds to give a patchy fade and shave sideburns and above off*

by Kas1045 August 23, 2016

Chocolate shit coockies

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.

Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.

by Skunk knuckles May 5, 2020