blow up your guts

the act of producing the sticky opaic "man seed" which come from a hard rod

woh biatch! now ur gunnna get such a jizzing!

by jubb-d-bah February 4, 2004

Shit in your hat and punch it!

A sarcastic reply to someone presenting a piece of common knowledge or easily derived information as something of great importance and value.

Tinfoil_Hat "Alex Jones is saying the NWO order is messing with the water supply and food chain to control our numbers, maybe I should buy the stuff he sell's on his website!"
Skeptical_Atheist "Well, Shit in your hat and punch it!"

by JayceK December 16, 2008

Jump in your wal-mart

To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.

I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night!

by Sloane Blefferson April 11, 2008

bust a cap in your ass

Something that dickheads say thinking they're saying "I'm gonna shoot you" but they're really saying "I'm going to ejaculate in your ass during anal sex" (usually homosexual)

I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass white boy!

by joveblue July 10, 2004

going back to your roots

To have sex with an ex.

Jerry, "hey dude where were you last night?"
Kevin, "dude I was with Jessica to go back to my roots."

Jason, "yo I saw you with amy last night, did you go back to your roots?"
Darren, "yeah dude, sometimes desperation means going back to your roots."

by william shitner February 13, 2013

beat your feet

run, important for you fitness, there is one motto that says.... "the bigger the feet, the bigger the meat".

according to my school system, we have some weird people.

8000000000|D

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

call me by your name

If sb says "call me by your name" after u asked them what their name is they want either get fucked or/ and are nb but unouted so their name what they use ist their deadname and u shouldnt use it:)

XY: whats your name

U: call me by your name

XY: so u want me to rail u and while that i should call you by my name?

U: yes pls

by Lesbian which likes male affec June 12, 2021