NB syndrome

NB syndrome is caused by getting No Bitches

Jonny has NB syndrome. He gets no bitches

by jakegyllenhaalswife January 25, 2022

dewm syndrome

when you obsess with your parses.

or

when you are a hardcore simp.

Damn, you have dewm syndrome!
You didn't parse high enough, you have dewm symdrome.

by Dewm Banana August 26, 2020

Jan Syndrome

The Jan syndrome also known as no eyebrows bitch is the lack of eyebrows or facial hair; and partakes in the consumption of guinea pigs also known as cuy. Also, suffers from the deadly Ruth-less virus.

Good thing I don’t have the Jan syndrome because I’m not a bitch.

by PanchoK May 3, 2021

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

Heart Eye Syndrome

Having feelings for and / or a crush on someone who you are not yet close enough with to ask out - someone experiencing this syndrome will appear to have ‘heart eyes’ when said person enters a room, attempting to telepathically communicate with person

Have you seen Hannah when Peter enters the room? Total Heart Eye Syndrome!

by cartoonsandcats February 11, 2019

Bozkurt Syndrome

when a fictional character has a small design detail that most people don't pay attention to, and sometimes has said small detail changed to react to the scene at hand or just show something silly when normally it wouldn't actually be able to, used as an easter egg for viewers and is unnoticeable to other fictional characters.
for example, perhaps a bracelet with text on it that has the letters switched to spell another word, or a face on someone's shirt that changes expression.

"every time i draw this character, he definitely has bozkurt syndrome, so keep an eye out for it"
"does that character have bozkurt syndrome or am i tripping?"

by CutieFox9 July 15, 2025

Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em

People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.

by princessemily123 August 23, 2016