Because I'm a total/Because I totally

After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...

Because I'm a total/Because I totally

Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!

Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!

by Nerrrr Blonde Bizzness May 21, 2010

Dude I have been Murray Browned

Not delivering on a promise or offering something you have no intent of delivering on.

Brown: Thank you for the drinks and smokes. What can I get you? I am going up to the bar will get you what every you like.

Me: Its been 20 minutes I wonder if he is coming back, I am thirsty, confirmed he is gone.

Me: Dude I have been Murray Browned

by SoheilP February 28, 2013

i ant up on nothing right now

Not seeing no one at all.

I ant up on nothing right now ,My ex-girlfriend that had lived with me for a few years, and I were having.a talk over the phone after a visit over the holidays. We hadn't been together in couple of years before her visit.Well out of the blue she shouts out I ant up on nothing right now. Am like what! Were and way you say that I hadnt asked or accuse her of anything. It was a surprise to be but you know it open up questions , She says I just saying am not with no one, Meeting guys up at the hot springs for one night stands ,is not up on no one. Dam Boys that hurt Tx ant never got so far from AZ.like it just did, and she says on the last night of 10 days together . Loving was good and very heart felt but no sweetheart am not your head case , shut the front door its one at the back better.

by Lead em in deep, February 10, 2014

Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...

That moment when you find yet another cause of your crippling depression.

Peter Parker (my smol bean whom I will forever love):Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...
My dumbass: biTCH FIGHT ME
*gets yeeted across titan by thanos’ purple ass

by Mysadlilass November 4, 2018

i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap

Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure

by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019

I don't have many fucks left

I don't have many fucks left is When you really are on ur last nerve before SOMEONE SETS U TO THE DEEP END

I'm really starting to get to the point where I don't have many fucks left to give anymore because you're taking advantage of our friendship

by Faithmoriahfaith October 6, 2018

S A N T I A G O

A character in pamtri which kills characters with his gun

S A N T I A G O kills D O R A the explorer when she reached the top of the mountain. (video-Dora in a nutshell)

by QWERTYUIKREDFGHJHGFDSDFGH June 21, 2019