Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010

Shitting Out Kitten Tails

Defecating turds that look like kitten tails aka small and thin

Hey last night i was shitting out kitten tails after those mr noodles

by KittenTails January 7, 2023

Blow your back out

To fuck someone so good, they can't walk for a couple of days. Hence their back is blown out.

Boy: Damn, girl, I can blow your back out
Girl: Um, I don't think so, I have a soccer game in the morning and I'd actually like to walk.

by BritneyLee09 February 22, 2009

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I SEE IT EVERYWHERE, THAT LITTLE SPACEMAN I CANNOT UNSEE IT GOD HELP MEEEEE

random guy who uses reddit: *sees trashcan* GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD !

by warmachine76123 March 15, 2021

when in doubt whip it out

If you don't know what the fuck to do in a situation just drop your pants.

When in doubt whip it out got bobby tang from his lover.

by russia_almighty June 20, 2006

piss out my ass

a phrase repeated again and again in the popular TV show South Park - where one of the character's tourette's tick is repeatedly screaming variations of "piss out my ass!"

also, when the character is screaming a variation of this phrase, he will turn his head to the side and cover his mouth.

ass...ass!!! piss, the ass!!
ass pissss!! peeiissss!
ass??? piss in the ASS!!!
peeeeiiiiissss coming from my aaeeeeiiiassss!!!!!!
piss....pissss!! piss out my aeeeasss......PISS OUT MY ASS!

by JackBauer133 May 2, 2011

eat your heart out

A declaration, often exaggerated, joking and boastful, of being better than another person, the aforementioned often being a celebrity or historical figure.

"Mozart, eat your heart out!" said the organ player after a successful concert.

by JackieH March 31, 2007