Put Out a Bolo

To go for a shit

I'm going to put out a bolo.
I just put out a bolo.

by Moß August 17, 2008

talking out of your ass

To make an obviously false claim.

To attempt discussion on a topic with no prior knowledge of it usually results in this.

The moon landing was a hoax? You're talking out of your ass.

by oobymach June 23, 2012

freak you out

to have sex with someone.

i want to freak you out.

by xmissber June 12, 2006

Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.

I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.

by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019

Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of

Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"

by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014

Will you go out with me?

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.

"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013

Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.

As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"

by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010