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Tinker Wanker Syndrome

When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.

Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters

Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
by Alex_thymum February 23, 2022
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Little Brother Syndrome

When a person/organization/whatever noun (#1) feels a rivalry with another person/org/noun (#2), and does everything they can to feel like they are beating the other group, meanwhile person (#2) does not recognize the rivalry at all or does not consider person (#!) a threat.
Named this way because little brothers have a knack for being annoying puntable things
Greg totally has Little Brother Syndrome, when he heard Alysa read 25 pages he read 30 just to be better than her. Little does he know "Learn ABC's with Caillou" is not on par with "War and Peace."
by bhopcolor February 23, 2022
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Gveric syndrome

When you stupid boe hoe ass hit tripple 19 while aiming at 20
This only happens to gay niggas with severe autism
Ah shit that nigga got gveric syndrome better hide my cock
by Sigma man baric February 24, 2022
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Dig Bick Syndrome

Man why da fuck i gotta be blessed with Dig Bick Syndrome
by Juicy Fat Ass Cock February 24, 2022
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Up-syndrome

A person who is seriously ugly to the point no one wants to look at them without protective goggles.
That guy has up-syndrome, he’s such an uppy
by Lickle bump February 25, 2022
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SNARL Spouse Syndrome

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.
My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome when it comes to fostering more animals.
by SNARLLV February 26, 2022
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Jkiller syndrome

The disease that when people feel entilted to respect and treat others horrendous
The girl across the street had Jkiller syndrome.
My fault Og i was off Jkiller syndrome.
by Trioger32020 February 26, 2022
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