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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
by You_Da_Monster September 5, 2011
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Put Out a Bolo

I'm going to put out a bolo.
I just put out a bolo.
by Moß August 17, 2008
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talking out of your ass

To make an obviously false claim.

To attempt discussion on a topic with no prior knowledge of it usually results in this.
The moon landing was a hoax? You're talking out of your ass.
by oobymach June 23, 2012
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freak you out

to have sex with someone.
by xmissber June 12, 2006
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Bored Out Of My Mind

When you're sitting in science class, and you have nothing to do, so you decide to add a bunch of random words to Urban Dictionary.
I am freaking bored out of my mind, someone put me out of my misery.
by askkkkkkk November 1, 2019
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Climb out of my ass

To stop being ridiculouse and to get off of someone's case and leave them alone and go back to the hole they crawled out of
Mom: "I don't like the lack of parental supervision.."

Selena "can you climb out of my ass??"
by Jdmhondacivic September 28, 2014
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Will you go out with me?

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.
"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013
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