Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

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drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.

I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!

by vindows wertex February 5, 2008

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One of many backups one does, just to leave them sitting somewhere and never remember where it is, and why was it made. A proper squirrel backup contains files one never wanted to keep in the first place.

Looking through my stash of DVDs I discovered several squirrel backups, no idea what I was thinking backing that stuff up.

by IQ Nill October 8, 2007

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Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.

Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)

by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man July 1, 2011

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