knob

jake paul

jake paul is a knob

by sophiel August 21, 2017

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

Knob hung

The female variant of pussy whipped.

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung

by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018

bitch knob

1. A bitch knob is a metaphor for someone turning up their bitchiness . 2. Also known as penis.

Don't mess with me or I'm going to turn my bitch knob all the way up.

by Gladus Tuesday March 7, 2020

knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite

Ryan Looks like a knob elf.

by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019

knob butter

The kind of slime left on your knob after ramming a kuntren in the face pussy

My god Bunky !!!
You forgot to wipe that knob butter off after ramming kuntrens face pussy you cunt,
Clean off that knob butter at once

by Bunkylove April 5, 2017