knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

Knob job

Tying your dick to a door knob and slamming the door

I tried out that new knob job thing it really hurts but I finished so quick.

by SponkeyDonkey August 17, 2018

knob monkey

A good mate who amuses you endlessly but you can't bring yourself to admit it openly is a knob monkey.

Dave, I can't believe you said that, you're a proper knob monkey!

by Kane LAKUK October 21, 2022

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 25, 2019

Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.

Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs

by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

dirty knob

Any fan or enthusiast of films or television shows featuring American actor Rob Schneider

I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?

by herbertdroo October 11, 2022