An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
by Entomologist prime March 7, 2020

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

by Winning Ricky January 14, 2021

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011

by chishiki April 30, 2021

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 28, 2021
