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Black box warrior (p2)

an axel hitch, a carrick bend
He wondered if Christ Consciousness would charge a cancellation fee
Auf wiedersehn, au revoir, he gripped his wits right by their ends
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Hello, welcome, why don't you take a seat?
Get comfortable, relax, take a second if you need to
Now what's bothering you? Well, why don't we start at the beginning
Growing up, how was your relationship with the fundamentals of conscious existence?
Did you have xenon orchid sinews spilling down the outer center of your
Blooming Escher/Mandelbrot head?
And how about claustrophilic tendrils clapping caskets closed on seven-knuckle thumbs
Did you get along well with the Gideon Bugler pineal glands?
Your projector eyes casting sci-fi's on your STR'd strands?
Tell me about your nerve to steal nerves of steel from under Bacchus' bloody nose
Did Namibian Himbas tie-dye you, your ears pierced with a Phineas Gage flagpole
Did you die before your day?
Thursday traction, Tuesday titration
My hope is to assess through my objective report of
Your subjective conjecture
Whether this proprietary bled of expertise and seasoning works as well as this
Transorbital ice pick
Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
same as my other lyric post, it has to many characters so this has to be a part 2. Black box warrior (p2)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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Fashion Warrior

A individual that has that shit on and has mastered the unique sense of fashion.g
You’re not a fashion warrior if you don’t got that shit on.
Yo bro you know Key he a real Fashion Warrior.
by Zickidscovery March 24, 2025
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Worrier Warrior

A person characterized by significant worry, to the point of being a champion of worry.
The graduate student attempted to study, only to be met with extreme worry. The roommate came in and noted said extreme worry, distressing “you’re worrying too much, worrier warrior.”
by Orchid Palmer September 1, 2022
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Ray Gun Warrior

Standing long range while shooting cum at a persons face and making suppressed fart noises that sound like a raygun from COD
Walker leaned in with a mischievous grin and whispered, 'Tonight, Alejandro ... I’m bringing out the Ray Gun Warrior
by Hondildo July 24, 2025
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Blubber Warrior

A male, usually old, with at least a beer belly, or just straight fat, who acts like a Karen. Wait. It's actually an iteration of a Karen!
Blubber warrior: "isn't cutting down trees bad? It's not helping our climate"

Carpenter: "timber is regrowable material, therefore-"

Blubber warrior: "BUH-BUH-BUT..."

or sum like that
by SaSaMuda December 6, 2025
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Ethor the Legendary Warrior

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.
"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."
by Snake_Prick April 23, 2017
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python warrior

Panda In training, warrior, boss-ass-bitch, beast, winner, etc.
Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!

Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
by 69panda69 March 28, 2015
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