Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.

Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Guadalupe wake up call

When a guy or girl is awakened by housekeeping at a hotel/motel and see they were defecated on while passed out drunk.

Aw man, Chino was so pissed off at Monique last night, he took her back to his room, and she had the ol Guadalupe wake up call...
Housekeeper-"knock knock, housekeeping.
Monique-"Uuuugh...what the!!"

by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023

Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet

OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready

by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023

[S] Wake.

Homestuck Flash which shows:

Bec Noir Kills Dream Nepeta and Dream Feferi while destroying derse.
Aradia becomes god tier and time stops him.
Vriska becomes god tier and bullies Tavros before stabbing him and pushing him off a cliff.

Person 1: Did you see the new Homestuck Flash?
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: S Wake.
Person 2: Is it confusing?
Person 1: You’re damn right, it is.

by I like penguinssss December 3, 2023

White Wakanda

A name online leftists sometimes use to refer to country of Japan in relation to White Nationalists praising Japan for it's clean, orderly, safe, wealthy and, at the same time, ethnically homogenous society. Unlike it's Marvel namesake however, White Wakanda is a real country with policies that can be copied and enforced at home.

LoliHitlerGroyper88: Did you know Japan is a wealthy and developed country and at the same time doesn't have bilion brown people and poop on the streets?
NiggaCommunist: Japan really is White Wakanda

by karqz January 14, 2024

crissy wake up

Typically used when someone is actively being possessed by an unknown demon.

Girl: *Eyes go blank, stays still, starts flying*
Guy: "CRISSY WAKE UP {ION LIKE THIS}"

by Vickyelle May 12, 2024

Saka-waka-taka

No definition, you can call your friends this name or shout this, and it's not derogatory or offensive unless they say it is to them.

Randomly said in with a group of friends for the results of laughter or confusion

Credits: Kalliibaby

True: "hey it's Saka-Waka-Taka"
Friend: man, 🤦 don't refer to me as this".

by Thewhatnots March 3, 2025