number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it

“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”

by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020

Twitter

A place where straight guys act gay just to score with females

"why do you simp for girls on twitter"

by randi101 April 13, 2020

Twitter

A place you go to find peace and chat with others, ha na it's a shit show I've there would weather dab in public to be honest.

Bob: hey follow me on twitter

Theador: no it's a total mess over there

by Non existent sleeping schedule September 5, 2020

twitter vibes

Refers to the popularity of a person (e.g. singer or celebrity) only based on the amount of tweets talking about them. This does not always translate to actual popularity with the general public. It is mostly used on Stan Twitter as a drag.

Person 1: "mind you, beyoncé IS the greatest and most influential pop star of the 21st century"
Person 2: "the greatest based on twitter vibes btw"

by repufolklore November 27, 2024

Twitter

The very thing wrong with our society

Guy 1:, Hey, did you hear Girl uses Twitter?
Guy 2: Ew. She probably posts a bunch of stuff about Hazbin Hotel and random petitions.

by Psuedosocial January 21, 2021

twitter-puff

a nickname a hot girl gives you

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff

by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016

twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.

Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.

by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014