by catkicker mcpeeee June 03, 2010
When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck
by Made Man August 21, 2006
by aqwsde June 14, 2010
Any powerful concoction of laxatives. Referring to the similarity in image of a turtle slowly sticking its head out of its shell to the image of stool slowly starting to exit the anus in a constipated individual. Also in reference to the following analogy to constipation, "The turtle's poking his head out but that's all I can muster." Turtle bait thus encourages defecation.
Setting: A hospital service that commonly deals with constipation.
Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.
Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.
Doctor 1: He's had a lot of morphine, and I think it's causing him to get constipated. No bowel movements for 5 days.
Doctor 2: I think a little TURTLE BAIT would help. Write orders for colace, miralax, metamucil, mag citrate, and if that doesn't work, an ox bile enema.
by Bocephalus August 05, 2006
Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?
A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.
by blacktony July 11, 2008
Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
by King Diop December 29, 2007
by delliono February 06, 2009