Troll Card

Calling someone a troll, even if they aren't, just to shut down their argument.

Rational person: Wow it takes five minutes to kill a enemy, that game is so slow paced.

Fanboy: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rational person: DAMMNIT HE USED THE TROLL CARD

by ohodilasjkdasjlk November 28, 2011

River Troll

A derogatory term used to describe people with swine flu.

"Look over there! Jeeve's is a River Troll!"

by River Troll May 25, 2009

troll dome

Oral sex received from an unattractive woman. Often occuring while intoxicated.

I got some troll dome last night after the party.

by Nashvillian August 13, 2008

Troll King

One, generally male, who has a tendency to date women whom are troll like or resembling that of a troll with a buldge in their pants and teeth in what would be their female reproductive organs. Also see the story of Beowulf where the main character, Beowulf, slays Grendal. Beowulf "slays" similar to lays Grendal with his mighty sword. Beowulf is a Troll King.

"Why is Sommer constantly dating those trolls."

"Well, after all, he is the Troll King."

by mel gibson1234 May 03, 2008

Internet Troll

Internet douchebag that whines and moans about everything you do on comment boards, chat rooms or bulletin boards. Biased and angry because of envious or unreasonable emotions these trolls will degrade you for even speaking or making any statement at all. Chat trolls usually fight in groups because of cowardice and because they are afraid of your intelligence and strength. Trolls usually attack or pounce on users for silly reasons and excuses most notably grammar or punctuation even though they can't spell worth a shit.

You: Hey guys!
Internet Troll: Hey look it's this asshole!
You: Oh. I uh..
Internet Troll: Why don't you jump off a bridge and die, you cry baby go cry.
You: But I...
Internet Troll: Your so stupid why cant you even use the proper grammmar.
You: Ugh.

by Baalthazaar August 02, 2014

tube troll

Someone who gets pleasure by posting annoying/controversial/offensive comments on YouTube

Response 17: "This video suckz! I'd rather screw a Wookie!"

Response 18: "Shut up Tube Troll!"

by Jason Klotz November 06, 2007

Hipster Troll

Someone who trolls with no real original thought or idea. An individual seeing countless others before him discuss or troll a topic and just doing the same to be cool or fit in with others.

When a forum gets over run by everyone trying to be that guy and troll.

OP: What do you think of these new dead stock nikes?

Hipster Troll: /funny image

HT2: /related unfunny image

HT3: /related unfunny image

can't use links so that example is out, but posting an image then having 10 other people do the same thing after the original poster posts.

by jb179o May 19, 2011