I don't give a shits

An ailment that causes one to not care about the consequences of their actions or give up on their goals.
"Hey man, you're getting fat again. What happened to your diet?"
"The I don't give a shits came early this year."
by Gleen707 April 26, 2019
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Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.
Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."
by bigcatspecial June 02, 2010
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i don't give a Funyun

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.
{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/
by Telephony September 29, 2014
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Real niggas don't fold

They won't snitch on themselves or others
by OG t money July 28, 2016
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Don't Stop Me Now

A song by the most amazing band in the world, Queen. The song is so fucking upbeat and happy that i accredit it for single handedly pulling me out of a horrible depression. Why be all depressed for no reason when Freddy Mercury was DYING from AIDS (and still made a song as happy as this)? There's worse shit in the world than your own.
Emo Kid: My mommy doesn't love me, I'm going to go cut myself QQ

Me: FUCK OFF TWAT I'M LISTENING TO QUEEN, DON'T STOP ME NOW!!!
by Tyluhhh August 11, 2008
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I don't give a fuck

This phrase in used when a person is not interested or doesn't care about what others do or say.
Dick:please give my phone i have to call my girlfriend.
Hijacker:shut the fuck up,i don't give a fuck about your girlfriend.
by Greek warrior November 11, 2013
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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.
Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.
by Lime Lynx March 29, 2007
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