a huge mangina! he like to live in cow dung and sometimes eat penisis for fun. its favorite sanck is titi milk, or he just goes to the farm and sucks on cows nipples. He likes to go up peoples asses especially dwaynes. Youll find him there once in a while or in clits, he like to drink cum and sucks his own mangina, and he said it would be cool if you could fuck yourself
thomas mendoza is a mangina
by sdfsadfgb March 04, 2009
a person who has bumfluff on his hes got severe autism and has a erection over one person. hes got a small penis and he thinks he has a jungle in there but its just nothing litterally nothing hes more irrelevant than the game tomb raiders and hes also gay. if you ever find a thomas reece hes someone to avoid cause he never showers and stink of dogs cause he shags it he eats dominos pizza everyday so thats why hes fat. he wanks over ben phillips whilst he licks elliot giles bum.
by erectedboy69 August 26, 2019
The greatest guy you will ever meet. He’s pretty decent at school but way better at tennis. People are just misunderstood, cuz if you get to know him better, he’s a great person and friend. He tries to stay humble, but everyone knows that that’s impossible.
Also fuck whoever made the other Neil Thomas definition.
Also fuck whoever made the other Neil Thomas definition.
by Lmao hehe October 21, 2019
thomas inside of it is my crush
by OHGODPLEASEHELPME May 16, 2022
Person 1: "Who's that hot girl over there"?
Person 2: "oh that's Savannah Thomas"!
Person 1: "her dankness is out this world"!
Person 2: "oh that's Savannah Thomas"!
Person 1: "her dankness is out this world"!
by Outterspace789 September 26, 2017
An absolutely bum. A Devin Thomas isn’t good at anything in particular. Just an average guy all around. A Devin Thomas is dog water in Madden. They usually are dick suckers to Baylor and the packers
by Fun_guy101 February 28, 2023
Thomas Pynchon #1 baby