Non-helpful helpful boomer

The non-helpful helpful boomer is typically found in online groups on Facebook, but can infest other sites. The non-helpful helpful boomer will see a question asked online and will feel a compulsive urge to answer the question, even if they don't have any answers. Some may in fact use the opportunity to brag about something expensive they own to do the job.

For example;

"Hey does anybody know if I can use a printer to print out the templates to use and save some money, as I'm a little broke?"
Nh.h.b: "I would never, it takes too much time, but I do own a brand new top of the line cricut machine that I use to do it all for me."

Other nh.h.b. "I buy mine precut, so I don't know"

Third nh.h.b "Sheep are nice"

I can't use Facebook groups anymore because they are overrun with non-helpful helpful boomers.

by EvilA.J. February 22, 2023

Non Same Sex Marriage

Marraige between partners of different sexes.

Steve: Did you hear about Joe and Sam? They got married!
Nora: What? But isn't Sam that girl you work with?
Steve: Yeah, it's one of those non same sex marriages.
Nora: Fancy that.

by Cute Anonymouse November 8, 2005

Non-Verbal Learning Disorder

Non-Verbal Learning Disorder also called NLD or NVLD is a learning disability where you have defecits in fine motor skills, visual spacial skills and social skills. You are really bad at math, science and organization.

When you have Non Verbal Learning Disorder, some of the areas you struggle in are:

You have bad handwriting, it takes you a long time to tie your shoe, you are bad at drawing and bad at arts and crafts and jewelery and art, anything to do with fine motor skills.

You are clumsy, you bump into things, you spill things, you knock things over, you trip and fall, you get lost, you are bad at driving, you have terrible organization. You have poor visual memory.

You are very bad at math and science and arithmetic.

You have awkward physical coordination and may say or do something socially awkward.

You are often thought of as irresponsible or disorganized.

You learn verbally, so your nonverbal skills are weak.

Sally had poor handwriting and organization because she had defecits in fine motor skills and visual spatial skills because of NVLD, Non-Verbal Learning Disorder.

by PrincessMoon1 November 28, 2009

Non-applicable "you too"

Saying "you too" as a response to someone when this is completely non applicable to them.

Example of a non-applicable "you too"

Waitress: Here you go, enjoy your meal!

Me: Thanks, you too!

Waitress: ...What?

*uncomfortable silence*

by ashketchumfugyeahhhh October 6, 2009

Trans Masc Non-binary

Feeling more comfortable presenting as masculine however still under the umbrella of Transgender and Non-binary.

Example (A)

A: Hey, that person dresses like a boy but looks like a girl, what do you think their pronouns are?
B: Hey A, how bout you mind your fucking business before I make your pronouns stop/breathing

Example (B)

A: I feel much more comfortable presenting as masculine today, but I'm still Non-binary.
B: Yes and that's completely valid that you feel that way :)

Trans Masc Non-binary

by SlaydenIsWritingLosers September 15, 2022

non-dairy creamer

the act of making jizz McCum... when you feel the urge to splurge and pop one off, when you do the big M and make Semen A.k.A non-dairy creamer...
Creamer= jizz
Non-Dairy= cuz it doesnt taste like milk.. trust me..

Johhny made some non-dairy creamer in his pants..

by Cha$e.. a.k.a Mr.MikeHuntIzItchee.. July 31, 2007

Post Non Consensual Sex

The type of sex where afterwards you regret your decision and wish you had said "No".

Friend 1: "I went to this party the other night and I ended up doing -something-"

Friend 2: "You wish you said 'No' now huh?"

Friend 1: "Yeah..."

Friend 2: "Post Non Consensual sex gets you every time bro..."

by ParalysisAlice May 12, 2011