Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...

Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...

by fookme April 19, 2004

cooch mouse

A Tampon.

Goddamnit hun, close the bathroom door! The dogs got a used cooch mouse again.

by Teh Moose February 08, 2017

Mouse Whiskerin'

When a persons nose hair becomes visible on the outside of the nostril it resembles tiny mouse whiskers. Most extreme cases are commonly seen on the elderly, where the whisker length can reach up to 4 inches.

n. "Check out the mouse whiskers on Grandma!"

v. "Looks like I'll be mouse whiskerin' today."

by Word Burglar December 31, 2009

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.

1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund

by Hjabajbabhaba September 02, 2017

Mouse-Bummed

Alternative to rat-arsed, especially when you're really drunk and forget that you are drunk.

Steven: Let's get mouse-bummed Jeff.

Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.

by legendballers August 01, 2022

grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 01, 2018