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Slutter Gut

A rather loose female that has a muffin top, and is from the gutter.
Bro, that bitch is a total slutter gut! Her fat was rollin over the top of her shorts.
by pwnzzz November 17, 2011
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Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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Bubble Gut

Wow, look at Barrett, he’s such a Bubble Gut.
by FatFightersUK February 22, 2020
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Upper-gutted

When it’s all up in her gutt
“I love to be upper-gutted.”
by Freaakinnbrown October 14, 2020
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Gut Shadow

When your gut is so big you can't see your balls.
Michael can't see his balls because of his gut shadow.
by Pmdono August 13, 2016
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puppy guts

great on the grill if you add a little salt to them they'll be just right i prefer rat terrier guts over pitbull but it's great on a kabob
by sumi dumi September 24, 2020
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