Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017

Tim Tam Slam

A Tim Tam Slam is when you fill a glass with milk, bite 2 corners off the end of a Tim Tam, and use the Tim Tam as a straw. The milk then tastes like chocolate, and it is an Australian delicacy.

Bro, you can't Tim Tam Slam with Double Coat Tim Tams!

by BurteeBeee July 28, 2019

ham slam

A particularly large dump, especially after undergoing a food coma.

Mother: is johnnie ok?
Father: yes he is just having a ham slam.

by troysco2 May 21, 2015

Frodo and Sam slam

What goes on in the Baggins Hobbit Hole behind closed circular doors.

Sam was kind of an indentured servant until he learned how to avoid using his teeth on Mr. Frodo during his "servitude" He was finally freed of his bondage but would live with the scars of the Frodo and Sam slam, as they called it in the shire.

by Felix the territorial cat, I'ma open up my bago tricks on y'ass! March 19, 2008

STL Grand Slam

A Sexual position. The girl in said position, must be in an arched position, usually rear sticking in the air, to symbolize the St. Louis Arch. To symbolize the grand slam, (Busch Stadium) she must have someone 1; Kissing her 2; feeling her breasts 3; fingering her (For a man on first, second, and third) and someone doing her from behind for a batter. When the "batter" is about to cum, you spin her around, and hit her on the cheek, to make a popping sound, for the "Home Run Hit". To be truly authentic she should not be shaved, for Bush/Busch Stadium.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear Victoria was the first girl to hit an STL Grand Slam?
Guy 2: No, i didn't know there were women in the MLB yet.
Guy 1: There aren't *winks* **Explains**

by Chainsaw037 May 10, 2009

nigger cock slam

a term used to describe a massive cock slamming someone, typically derogatory

also an up and coming phrase for online chatting since it gets around word filters on such games as that in LOTR: BFME

bob: i own you
bill: NEVAR!!!!! i'll nigger cock slam your ass

by bob March 13, 2005

cum slam dunk

When you jizz in a girls hand and then she immediately slams it down back in your face.

Jill finished the game with a cum slam dunk.

by Lexie Lou April 8, 2008