Kyle

to tell your friends you can go somewhere and then wait a few days to tell them that you can't go because you procrastinated and didn't tell your parents until the last minute or you have to celebrate a distant relatives birthday

Guy 1: Yo dude lets go to the park next week.

Guy 2: Yeah sure i'm pretty sure I can go.

Guy 1: alright.

*5 days pass.

Guy 2: Oh my mom said I can't go because its my cousin's sister's grandmothers birthday so yeah.

Guy 1: friken stop pulling a Kyle

by SlightlyGoingToFaint August 24, 2018

Kyle

A gay kid who likes to suck the biggest and blackest cocks

Kyle the mist gayest kid in the block he likes to duck his neighbors duck

by Micahisafag May 16, 2019

Kyle

A bitch ass nigga who is a faggot one likes him he is a Kyle Holt

Hey look it’s a faggot kyle

by Dickinass123 May 10, 2019

Dirty Kyle

Chugging a Monster energy drink then giving head so it tasted like Monster.

I’m giving my girl (or boy) a Dirty Kyle tonight!

by Con_and11 April 16, 2020

kyle ireson

THE BEST MAN, THE TRUE GOAT, THE KING OF WTC

"hey man did you hear kyle ireson is online?"
"No, but thats a big W"

by Afriendheheehehehehe May 8, 2021

kyle lee

kyle lee is very old. he has a wack sleep schedule (sorry) and his diet consists of advil, yogurt, energy drinks, and jaws ice cream. kyle lee is also very good at english. he is amazing at time management and will never have a late assignment. this is also because he has a great memory and remembers very important things. kyle has many different personas, including kesus the god of the world and edgar, my best friend (just a better version of kyle and kesus combined). kyle insists that he is taller than smidgen but i think it’s all in the hair, it gives him a good two inches at least which is not fair at all. right now would be a good time to mention that kyle is probably slaving away to two menaces in society called ap bio and ap chem. hopefully he can read this when he finishes and sleep super soundly tonight. all smidgen can think of right now while writing this is of hugging kyle and being in his arms. she hopes he can rest soon and wants him to know that he makes her happy. goodnight to smidgen’s oldie, she loves you very much:)

smidgen: i’ve been looking everywhere but i can’t find kyle lee://
kyle: hey! tilt your head down i’m down here!

by tallsmidgen September 29, 2021

kyle vibes

inappropriate jokes, gross feelings, Raunchy phrases, broken shit

Raunchy joke : oof, this gives me kyle vibes
Broken wall: yup, kyle vibes.

Angry crowd: oh thats definitely kyle vibes

by PuddlesB August 22, 2020