GET WITH YOUR EX DAY

today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what

Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day

Girl:Oh ok!

by REALBIGSPEAKER October 3, 2023

Ex

A person who is a dumbass and who is mostly toxic.
You should NEVER texte a contact named "ex".

"my ex asked me to sleep with him, i said no."

by Y/N L/N April 14, 2021

Exed

to not talk to a person and act like they don’t exist ; treat like an ex

friend: “i’m busy today, i can’t go to the movies.”
me: “oh okay.”
*five hours later*
me: sees friend at the movies
me: “i thought you were busy?”
friend: “....”
me:”i’m exing you.”
*friend is now exed*

by aramdomperson January 21, 2018

Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021

Dion's ex

He was a nice guy ig djbujgh I'm kidding he was actually the best bf you'll ever met but we broke up anyways love his curly brown fluffy hair :D

?: are you dion's ex?

by Le??? May 17, 2022

.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!

I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!

by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012