Canada's History

Doing a sex tape with Pamela Anderson. There's been so many of them, that Pamela's beaver is now part of Canadian history.

Stephen Colbert will be playing the part of Tommy Lee in a docudrama about Canada's History.

by bbbl67 February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.

John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.

Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.

John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?

Mike: You're from Montreal.

by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A depraved sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup.

I got arrested for being involved in Canada's History.

by Osopolar February 9, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act influenced by Canadian culture. This usually involves a man wearing hockey skates and a hockey helmet while having sex with a woman covered in maple syrup. The woman may start making moose mating calls and shove a lacrosse stick up her ass. When he's done he tips her a loonie. This can sometimes be done going over Niagara Falls.

Guy 1: "hey did you hear what happened to Sarah?

Guy 2: "no what happened?"

Guy 1: "She got a lesson in Canada's History and couldn't walk for a week."

by Thatother Short Kid February 18, 2010

canada's history

Canada's people are amongst the hairiest in the world next to the french and Chewbaca. Stephen Colbert gives a merciless Wag of the Finger to Canada, as do the entire Colbert nation as they tremble at our feet. Also, Canadians in actuality are exactly as depicted on Southpark.

Canada's History is garbage and not worth recognition.

by Steven Michael Recio February 4, 2010

canada's history

a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down

i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history

by chewiepoof February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.

Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?

by Door4mat. February 5, 2010