closet sniping

the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe

Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!

Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!

by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025

glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.

I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.

by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025

Water Closet

A term of endearment in reference to the shower

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet

by TexFPX June 11, 2024

Closet Cheater

Someone who cheats, but is too much of a pussy to do it obviously. They'll attempt to look legitimate, usually in avoidance of a ban. When accused, it's highly common that these guys will throw swears and slurs at you.

LegitPlayer01: Hey, your top player is a closet cheater.
N0TACHEATER: FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WHORE

by WMGXX March 25, 2025

In the closet

a term used to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation

Mike post "stop being in the closet & just come out. It's okay to do so now."

by Shts&Giggles May 3, 2025

Closet Bedroom

When someone uses a bedroom as a closet!

Go clean your closet bedroom zhane.

by Jujubeanies1 May 4, 2025

Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025