Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021

TRI-County Tech

The Harvard of the hills.

Clemson is great and all but TRI-County Tech really is the Harvard of the hills.

by Snowdaylord June 14, 2021

Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022

Low tech lowger

When someone is not caught up with technology.

Person 1: My computer is broken , I need help.

Person 2: you just need to update , you low tech lowger!!!

by Byefilicia November 6, 2022

Tech Savile

One who is highly advanced at cyber grooming

"Uncle claims to know nothing about computers, but his criminal record suggests he's Tech Savile"

by Smart grubby November 9, 2022

I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.

"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"

by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022

Georgia Tech

They taxidermy rats

Georgia Tech, they taxidermy rats.

by AngryRat September 19, 2022