egyptian surprise

never having sex ever.

tamer just gave me the egyptian surprise! I don't get it.
It's a religious thing.

by sheraz October 27, 2007

Surprise Dragon

The act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out cum. When a girl has male ejaculate in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female's throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male ejaculate.

Yo dude! Yesterday Kristen gave me a blowjob and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, I karate-chopped her and made a Surprise Dragon.

by Surprise Cockface December 14, 2008

creamy surprise

the act of shooting ghonerea into ones ass

i gave a girl ghonerea with a creamy surprise

by pamela anderson February 14, 2007

tranny-surprise

noun, the act of substituting a user's desktop wallpaper for the image of a transexual; verb, to perform the substitution

I left my computer for 30 seconds and totally got the tranny-surprise. He totally tranny-surprised me!

by Jonathan L Carter July 22, 2008

Pusswagon Surprise

one who unexpectedly refuses to do or believe he/she can do something that is normally easily accomplished.

I can't believe fucking Tommy. He used to always get the girls. Now, he's being a pusswagon surprise and only going for the boys.

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008

Ukrainian Surprise

After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.

Taking a dump feels so good until you're finished and get the Ukrainian Surprise

by Hollarado January 11, 2009

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008