suicide school

A university with a significantly above average undergrad suicide rate — typically the more prestigious schools, like Harvard and MIT.

"Did you hear than John was going to MIT? I worry about him, because he's a pretty stressed out guy and that's a well-known suicide school.

by area69 October 6, 2019

Suicide

Don't do it.

Suicide is not the answer.

by Lenaaaa August 3, 2020

Suicide

NO

"DON'T SUICIDE!"

by konamarona October 13, 2020

Redneck suicide bomber

One who inserts a black cat firecracker in one's eurethra and ignites the Fuze just before penetration

Dude one:"Just successfully pulled of a Redneck suicide bomber"
Dude two:"NOICE!"

by Lo0kBehindYou January 12, 2016

neopolitan suicide

A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.

"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"

by TURDY_WATER September 24, 2019

suicide

not the answer. please call 1-800-273-8255 if you have those thoughts.

suicide isn't the answer. please get help.

by supimmaryjane January 26, 2017

Massa Suicide

To slit one's own political throat

Massa Suicide - Congressman (former) Eric Massa 3-11-10

by Aware-one March 11, 2010