Signal Stalking

When you purposely get a red light and/or take a red light so you stay in the same area of the car so you can check out a hot girl in a car.

Pipi was totally signal stalking Josh's sister in a BMW.

I love to signal stalk!

What is signal stalking?

TNSLPPTSO?

by The Shit List April 1, 2009

Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.

Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009

Half Stalking

A Person who likes to be around you, and talk to you, displaying interest in you but not truly stalking you. This is often mistakening for actual stalking by ignorant people, and to a certain degree is socially acceptable. It is the act of pursuing someone in an atempt to befriend them, date them, or create a buisness relationship with them. Half-Stalking is a habit that a person can grow out off, and change. Half-Stalking is restricted to a specific location, such as A REC center, work, or school.

In High School

Person A: Ugh, that guy is such a stalker. He's always following me, and saying hi to me, when he sees me in the hallways.

Person B: Um, that nots stalking... its Half Stalking. He only talks to you at school. Maybe there just trying to get to know you. I think he likes you! It's not like he sends creepy phone calls or follows you home.

Person A: I never thought about that. For better or worse, He is kinda interesting...

by Sir Flux September 28, 2009

kunta sticking

The act of a man having sex with a woman and fucking like a captive fresh off the slave boat.

He rolled her over face down ass up for doggie style and proceeded to give her the kunta stickingof her life.

by filmzillz October 25, 2009

Internet snacking

Using the Internet to find something quick and leaving.

She couldn't decide whether or not to wear a coat, so she went "Internet snacking" to just check the weather.

by webfeat January 21, 2010

Mandatory Slacking

Using an excuse such as eating or a restroom break to leave a situation, commonly at used at work, multiple times or for extended periods of time.

A waitress uses the bathroom excessively and for overextended amounts of time to avoid serving.

"Man, she's been pulling this Mandatory Slacking shit all night."

by makingnoises March 21, 2010

Cactus smacking

It is when one goes up to another and smacks that person upside the face with a cactus.

John went cactus smacking with his friend and got arrested later that night for assault.

by doug=caesar July 27, 2011