south texas spit shine

During middle aged gay male sex one man blows his load on another man's balding head and uses a sham wow to shine it.

When I get out of this Miata I am going to give Leron the old South Texas spit shine

by Rusty Shackleford December 22, 2016

Spit Chungus

Drinking game popular in China where two players spit on each other until a player taps out.

“Those two guys over there are playing Spit Chungus! Let’s join in”

by JoshATLdemon January 13, 2025

nan on the spit

When two men congragate with a nan

Im putting the nan on the spit

by Dirty_C_Man June 4, 2018

Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.

"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'

by RVAJackRabbit November 17, 2015

spit on my bumper

A gay set reference

Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!

by bigpapa42069 January 19, 2022

spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

Spitting Ink

When someone’s lying you say “your spitting ink”

I know your spitting ink

by Your printing July 20, 2019