by DavidWebster January 27, 2015
A person that will cause you to have suicide just by chatting with her. She has a big nose and no boobs/ass. She is also bad at every FPS game ever made and she won't hook the boys up with soapy boobies.
by Not Toaster_ October 03, 2021
Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
by Felix_liter June 27, 2018
by frootdick November 09, 2019
The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until chad got me sneaky drunk pouring shots and sending beers my way all night insisting me to keep drinking his dad’s booze
by Schwhitey November 26, 2020
The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.
I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.
by Schwhitey November 26, 2020
When getting intimate with your significant other, you allow your fellow animal companion to lick the genitalia without giving a sign a warning.
"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."
"Your fellow animal companion must also be named Dean."
by SneakyDeany October 28, 2023